Baring my soul to the nation!

I am sitting here waiting nervously for a TVNZ crew to turn up and film me!

They are coming to do a piece on my encounter with a Nigerian Romance Scammer who I met on an internet dating site. It seemed a good idea at the time, as I wanted to warn women to watch out for these fraudulent criminals who attempt to get money from lonely women searching for love...

But now I am wondering what the heck I have done - do I really want everyone to know my business?

I guess it will add another chapter to my new book that I am writing about my many romantic encounters, which has a big emphasis on the FUNNY. And amazingly, this experience is quite tame in comparison to some!

I have put a flower in my hair just in case there are any potential love interests watching the show when it airs - wish me luck!

#%@$#@ Possum Fur Nipple Warmers!

Great!

I have just been informed by my friend Fiona that Ellen and Portia are Vegans and heavy supporters of Animal Rights Groups and what did I send them - Yes, that's right, POSSUM FUR NIPPLE WARMERS!

Obviously I did not do enough research. I was too busy focusing on the funny! Hopefully they will see the humour in this gift, but since I haven't heard anything yet, I have probably gone and blown my chances of Ellen having my book on her show.

If anyone has any suggestions on how I can dig my self out of this faux pas I would surely appreciate it!