Saturday, October 9, 2010
#%@$#@ Possum Fur Nipple Warmers!
I have just been informed by my friend Fiona that Ellen and Portia are Vegans and heavy supporters of Animal Rights Groups and what did I send them - Yes, that's right, POSSUM FUR NIPPLE WARMERS!
Obviously I did not do enough research. I was too busy focusing on the funny! Hopefully they will see the humour in this gift, but since I haven't heard anything yet, I have probably gone and blown my chances of Ellen having my book on her show.
If anyone has any suggestions on how I can dig my self out of this faux pas I would surely appreciate it!